Best Parody Ever: “I’m In A Box” - Balloon Boy Parody of SNL’s Lonely Island/Andy Samberg/T-Pain “I’m On A Boat”
Oct 21, 2009 Uncategorized
(Shortayyyy) Aww DaddyGet your blankies ready its about to go downWe about to create a media circusDaddys ****ing crazy lets go somewhere he aint never gonna find usIm in a Box!I’m in a box (I’m in a box)I’m in a box (I’m in a box)Everybody look at me cause I’m hiding in a boxI’m in a box (I’m in a box)I’m in a boxTake a good hard look at the mother*** boxI’m in a box mommy-daddy take a look at meIn a dark, dark attic, up above the GThats garage, G, reporters all up on my jock,But they cant find me, cuz Im in a mother*** box!Take a picture, trick (trick) hes in a box, goon (goon)So why does yall keep starin, up at that balloon?I got my big bro, he says Im flyin higherHe said I climbed up in, liar liar pants on fire!I aint on no balloon, thats some Disney sh**Im in the attic mommy-daddy, watching sumin legitThis aint no weather balloon, this is real as it getsHes in a box mommy-daddy, don’t you ever forgetI’m in a box and, it’s really dark andYall think Im in the sky, cuz my name is Falcon?Im the best kept secret, like Anne Franks diaryIts so quiet, shhh, like an old nuns priory{Shut the *** up! Im nappin hard here!!!)**** beds, I’m in a box, mommy-daddy (mommy-daddy)**** ground, I climb attics, mommy-daddy (mommy-daddy)Take naps with my toys, mommy-daddy(yeah)Hush, go to bed, dont make noise, mommy-daddyHey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)C-N-N on the tv now (TV now)Get an agent in LA somehow (LA somehow)My dad on Wife Swap 2? Anything is possible!Yeah, never thought I’d be on TVEverybodys been looking for me (yeah)FAA~!! Yall cant find meNever thought I’d be in a boxHave everyone calling the copsBelieve me when I say, my–my dad told me we did it for the show.
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